One Of Those Days
Have you ever had one of those days
When just getting out of bed is a hassle,
And one look in the mirror
Can send you running for a paper bag?
Have you ever had one of those days
When you burn five pieces of toast,
And when one finally turns out right
You drop it on the floor?
Have you ever had one of those days
When that one person who you can't stand
Decides they suddenly want to become your shadow,
And they just won't leave you alone?
Have you ever had one of those days
When you get home and the cat has thrown up
In the very convenient place
Of your favourite slippers?
Have you ever had one of those days
When you realise
That you were right in the first place...
You should have stayed in bed.
